a bengali in TO: Are You More Pious Than The Prophet?
Great piece, here's a quote:
"You will never kiss your wife in public, because after all that is what those infidels do. We are not of loose morals like them! No Public Display of Affection for Muslims! We may beat our wives, because that is in the Quran, supposedly, but we will NEVER kiss them in public.
Congratulations, you are now more pious than the Prophet. He used to kiss his wives in public  and never beat them."